Avalore Dump Week 47
"NobsFraud" Edition
Avalore is now for small businesses (me)
My first avalore, yeaaa.. I was thinking about going over community stuff.. the hot emin trials, the hot emin launch.. encrypted.. makooor.. bla bla bla.. all the community projects, and how Team1 is the only thing in tune with the community.. but today i got pissed at how [redacted] we are.
so let’s talk about where we are right now..
Welcome to 2026, if you are an avalanche community member still.. hope is not great. that being said, there’s hope.. deep in the fabric, you don’t really see it because it is not well communicated.
You may be asking why is it badly communicated? well, we lost a lot of people in the last layoffs, and gained ex solana people. One already left.. after a few months of time wasting, and community baiting..
And, the others.. well.. they are deeply understaffed now. And, hiring takes a long time to do.. because if you think about it.. nobody from web2 can comprehend what we do here everyday.
Now, let’s talk about our hope list.. avalanche is technology built for businesses.. the infra hub of institutions.. the hyundai whisperer.. our great tokenomics redo.. and, the obvious winner.. the infrastructure of the world cup! *everyone claps euphorically*
all this could be an amazing narratives if we’d be able to tell the story well enough.. but alas we are stuck in an infinite loop of solana stealing every narrative.. news accounts hand picking parts of our press releases that makes us look dumb.. yeaa 7minutes.. and, also because these same businesses choose to launch their LPs on solana, and their infra on avalanche..
we hold the TVL, help them with licenses, legal.. ect, and they hold the revenue from these retail pools while these same things are gatekept behind our great L1 technology on our side.
truly amazing business practices..
First L1 to explicitly choose network adoption over token value capture. The network is winning. the token is subsidizing circle’s business model.
let’s go more into solutions..
people love solutions.. we’re solution maxxinnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.
If i were to be a multi billion dollar company.. I would focus more on story telling, making sure the narrative is clear without being hated and hero making the emploids..
the question remains.. where are our heroes? tbh, most left a while back.. our most recent, Luigi.. (we wish him well) but now.. there’s just nobody.. emin isnt active, nobody is active.. everyone is enjoying summer. wuuuu
maybe wolfi could be our hero.. or even our giraffes.. or hot emin?
Let’s talk about how easy it was to see that momentum would be coming in june.. and how nobody at avalabs was preparing for it.. when i started spamming hot emin, it was to make people understand that we can have fun with literally no token.. and that the local or real bottom was close.. and like last cycle.. people would migrate onchain.. sadly, solana got their shit together first with pumpfun, and they made ansem the hero
Ansem went straight where we got told by the marketing team we couldn’t during last sept/oct/nov.. RETURN TO MEMES.. and, this is how solana won the summer
UNTIL the next great corporate chain came out, ROBINHOOD L2.. stealing the show at the perfect moment.. then they got everyone who bid Ansem, and the solana memes to mass exodus to their chain.
Tbh, incredible mercenary strategy.. It’s like wink, and blub right after ket. now, people are even wondering why solana..? when you have the robinhood chain.. truly remarkable.
How will this arc end? who knows.. back to solana, back to robinhood, back to idk monad???? maybe to avalanche???? (uncertain)
for now, on avax we focus on business making.. hope you heard about makooor? great business, great metrics.. Thank you Team1 for helping fund the credits of the community..
ok, now more solutions.. at this point, i dont really expect the tokenomics to be made with a strong narrative anymore.. like matias said.. he is focusing on slow compounding.. which means, most of the time that we’re gonna take a long time before bouncing back.. like every pump last cycle.. avax was the last to pump everytime
tbh, i understand matias.. it is lonely at the top. Building in silence is hard.
But, do not worry.. It’s time for me to make my third ACP (not that it really changes anything since abalaba have all the validators)
It will be named ACP-67.. trying to get the younger demographic in our ecosystem, because we’re averaging 50 yo right now
It will be my greatest ACP to date.. It’ll focus on transforming the Avalanche tokenomics and economics into something people wouldnt expect.. a technology made for businesses. HUGE!!!
anyways, my ACPs dont really get far emploids.. you do not have to worry.. but they are popular.. the people love them, they are provocative.. on a chain where there’s nothing happening most of the time.. this is at least something.
I do have qualifications in ACP making tho as you can see below
I don’t really wanna say more than this.. because this is a crucial moment for avalanche, and if they dont take Q3 seriously.. they will fumble Q4.. and like last cycle.. they will hype us up forever for the next quarter
Q1 will be huge, Q2 will be insane.. but Q4 will be the biggest.. Ive heard this too many times.. now, I’m just gonna do what i do best.. have fun, maximize my llm psychosis into making business projects/experiments, X impressions and the trials..
can you believe I will soon be paid by X to scream on the TL.. truly an amazing business this platform is now.. (except for all the bugs ofc)
but yea.. if you look at all the communities rn.. the other chains do seem appealing tbh.. im not gonna lie.. I do understand why the nochillios are rebelling right now..
we just dont have anyone to assemble the community.. and like ive learned through conquest documentaries on youtube.. ecosystems/nations dont last if tribes dont align.. and we’ve had a couple tribal warfare throughout the months.. mainly the c-chain communities vs the marketing dept..
and I wouldnt be surprised if we keep going down that path.. or ppl all just start fading the c-chain as nobody gives one fuck about the c-chain internally..
it’s like a neglected baby that will turn to hate when it doesnt understand why it was abandoned.
tbh, there is no solution.. good luck to all community members, and I love you.
RETURN TO C-CHAIN
