AVAX Lore Dump Week 5
Cringe Birthday Edition
It’s AVAX’s 5th birthday this week! It’s also the Lore Dump’s 5th week! You can decide which is more meaningful—seems obvious to me. The astute will notice a small domain tweak from avaxlore.xyz to avalore.xyz—we’ve started working on [redacted] and like that name better as we expand operations. Stay tuned for updates!
The timeline is mostly euphoric as price has clipped $30 (rest in piss szn is upon us) and we seem to have defeated the big bad $27 raid boss. We shall never speak of that number again.
In honor of keeping the vibes strong (and because there hasn’t been much to talk about other than number going up and to the right) I shall hereby list out 50 things I love about AVAX. “Big cringe, low effort” yes I know. Shoot me! Would you rather I fill this space talking about stablecoin inflows or RWAs or some BS like that? You’d be bored out of your mind, don’t kid yourself bucko. The whole point of this article is to showcase Frogwell’s art anyway. Scroll up and look at it again! Do it now!
Man that’s a great drawing, isn’t it? Ok, filler episode time!
Fifty Things I Love About AVAX
1. Justin asking who sold and cutting it off
2. Wrath forcefully shilling his latest grift
3. Studleemore’s Coops
4. The AVAX community has half a brain more than on other chains (.5 total brains)
5. Tactical Retreat killing projects out of spite
6. Adding “ini” to everything
7. Begging Luigi to buy our bags
8. Raging when Luigi doesn’t buy our bags
9. Paying 380 AVAX for a branding update
10. Posting about Wink sniper funds
11. Not understanding what Salvor is doing but supporting it
12. Moonbags taking on another project
13. Scrolling past Discoinfernos or Irmr2 tweets in public
14. CryptoFish making it about him
15. Hating on Dokyo (best IP on the planet)
16. Dunking on Jony
17. Garfold’s love of Nochillio
18. Vanya sending merch packages
19. Reminiscing about $144 AVAX
20. Everyone’s a founder
21. Some people are founder founders
22. Good food and drink at events (that aren’t in London)
23. Nobs saving the chain
24. Pretending we know what price will do after unlocks
25. Attempting (and failing) to decipher communications from Ellio and Whisky
26. Interacting with tweets from AVAX devs with no idea what they mean
28. Blaming the French
29. Blaming CHD
30. Putting notifications on for Brando’s crashout
31. Trying to figure out which AvaLabs employee made the newest Italian-food-themed alt account
32. Denying being the boomer chain when we clearly are
33. Watching Geeeeee win another giveaway
34. Being unable to view NFTs despite having 26 marketplaces
35. XRPant starting some kind of weird experimental game
36. Getting blocked by Dom
37. Getting unblocked by Dom
38. Dano asking “wen ferdy”
39. Blaming Andy’s site for bad trades
40. Getting confused about which Nochillio is which
41. Feeling sorry for the artists who have to draw Ferdy and Blub penises
42. Checking top holders to see VQ with 30% of supply
43. Snapsnocaps escaping Wrath’s basement to launch another token
44. Assuming someone’s Frenchness based on a Madskull PFP
45. Getting the same message in 19 group chats
46. Saying “Bok Bok” ironically/unironically
47. Meowing in spaces for 3 hours straight
48. Watching people delete their accounts after being on the shameboard
49. Thinking about leaving for another chain but never doing it because it’s fun here
50. You! Lore Dump reader and community member! I love you!
Those are the things I love about AVAX! I’ve been jotting them down over the last few days as it became clear we weren’t gonna have enough juice for this article. There are more things of course, but we don’t have all day! Ha ha!
See you next week when we resume the main hater story arc (maybe).
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